C: Mom, did you put me in your mouth when I was a baby?
Me: No, why?
C: Well, how did I get in your tummy then?
If I didn't bring a toy (to show and tell) I would tell them all about my shoes. And I would tell them all about when I was born in Scotland.
Poor grumpy sissy.
(at the dinner table) Dad, how was your day at work? Did you make any new friends?
C: What's a donkey?
Me: A type of animal. What's a Connor?
C: A little boy who hurts his sissy if she comes in his room.
Why would Jesus make it rain on a school day?
Close the door, I want to be private.
C: I saw a statue!
Me: Really bud? That's cool.
C: Actually it was a man standing really still. I just kidding. That's funny.
C: Isla, if you want me to get off of you (he is sitting on her), you have to sing a song that you love me.
I: (singing) I love you, I love you, I love you...
Is spring when it's so nice? It's like the greatest day of everyone's life.
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He's like the perfect mix of brilliant and sarcastic.
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