Food for Thought

Something you never want to say (or hear) when you are eating:

This tastes like cow manure smells.

So Ian and I went out for coffee today. We wanted a snack and decided on a cheese platter. We both like various cheeses and frequently enjoy the odd cheese at home. There were five different types of cheese on the platter. When digging into one of the cheeses, I said the magic phrase...this tastes like cow manure smells (which on a side note, I am considering trademarking!). Ian gave me a weird look. BUT, when he dug into the cheese, he responded with:

I understand what you mean.

Take that for not listening to me Ian! I don't know what kind of cheese it was. It looked like blue cheese, yet tasted like cow manure. Yummy! Needless to say, I didn't go back for a second bite of that particular cheese.