A Little Something About Me

Most of you that know me well will already know this. I am known for saying inappropriate things. You know, gross things that the average person would not repeat. There are some things that one just cannot keep to themselves! I did this at work the other day and was told to stop (more in a funny way, not a bad "stop" way). I found that quite funny. But, now I have all these things in my head that I want to share with people and don't have the opportunity to share. So here it goes!

1. The other day I was at work and noticed that one of my coworkers had so much ear wax that it was completely blocking the opening to his ear. I don't even know how he was able to hear with that much ear wax. Does he not use q-tips?!?
2. I served a lady at work today that had a runny nose. Not only did she have a runny nose, but because she wasn't blowing it, every time she breathed out, she blew a snot bubble! I could barely contain myself while helping her. The worst part was that she was with a friend and her friend didn't even tell her. Bad friend!
3. I went into the bathroom at work today only to be bombarded by a smell...I think you know the smell I am referring to! Although I have a problem (it's wrong to spread the smell on to others in a shared restroom) with doing my business outside of my home, I realize everyone does not have this problem. But, I would like to say, if a coworker is going to blow up the bathroom, leave the fan on!!!

Well people, I know you are now enlightened in a way you never wish you are! But, the next time you see something gross and don't know who to share it with, feel free to tell me!!!